I'm a Hipster Beih-Bop Junkie for the new millennium. A straight out Interstellar Wizard who rides through the tubes of the internet like god rides through the cosmos. A cop killer with an asshole on his forehead and a tattoo of the virgin mary on his scrotum. I am the unfunny punchline of every SNL skit. I go by many names but my favorite is "Stupid Ugly American Death Sucker." My hobbies include Intestine digestion, multi-spacial radiator theory, and dropping elbows of justice on unsuspecting faces. I don't do a whole lot except sit a ponder why I don't do anything. As long as you're not in league with the Worldwide Gangster Computer God we could chat.
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